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#1 Fog Loom

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Posted 02 Jun 2018 - 09:01

I just had an idea:

Car manufacturers should be made to swap the position of the horn and the hazard warning lights so that it's easier to say thank you than it is to be a dick.

I know that's not what they're supposed to be for but that's what they get used for anyway. :D


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#2 Simonh

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Posted 02 Jun 2018 - 09:31

Mobile phones would only work for 10 minutes in every hour except for calls


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Posted 02 Jun 2018 - 09:46

Mobile phones would only work for 10 minutes in every hour except for calls

 

I wish they were never invented...



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Posted 02 Jun 2018 - 12:45

Mobile phones would only work for 10 minutes in every hour except for calls

 

I think that's actually in a new iOS update isn't it?



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Posted 02 Jun 2018 - 13:55

gasoline should be for free



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Posted 02 Jun 2018 - 14:57

gasoline should be for free

 

I think you want the other thread: What one thing would destroy the world economy and the environment, leading to a Mad Max style hell-world?

 

 

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Posted 02 Jun 2018 - 15:43

Make the hungry eat the homeless - 2 birds, 1 stone.


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Posted 02 Jun 2018 - 16:03

Ban women from alcohol  :ph34r:


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Posted 02 Jun 2018 - 17:51

Make Snaps 10p a pack again

Cadburys back to the original recipe

Ban trucks from the middle lane

Ban fat people from wearing tight/skimpy clothes..

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Posted 02 Jun 2018 - 18:01


Ban fat people from wearing tight/skimpy clothes..

 

Hell yeah...



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Posted 02 Jun 2018 - 20:24

Move the male G spot from inside the arsehole. Why the fuck is it up there anyway??



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Posted 03 Jun 2018 - 06:34

How the feck did you find that out is my question!  :P


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Posted 03 Jun 2018 - 17:51


Cadburys back to the original recipe

Oh to have an old bar of Cadbury’s in the cupboard! I’m still living in hope one day the old Cadbury bosses open a new chocolate factory using the original recipe and blow the Americans out the water. kind of a screwfix, tool station move. 


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Posted 04 Jun 2018 - 10:01

Make the words PLEASE and THANK YOU hard wired into humans


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Posted 04 Jun 2018 - 10:06

Hangover free whiskey please.  I thought I was going to chunder on the train this morning!


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Posted 04 Jun 2018 - 10:07

respect each other



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Posted 04 Jun 2018 - 10:08

Oh, and the other day I learnt that one of my first world problems has actually been solved.  I present you, flatulence filtering pants!

 

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Posted 11 Jun 2018 - 20:19

Prohibit the French from building cars.


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